Send me “What did you just call me?” and I will generate a number from 1-40 for what my muse will have called yours.

“Wow, selective hearing much? I said you’re being an
idiot. I know you’re the Chosen One and all that, but
that doesn’t give you a right to ignore your friends.
You’re taking them for granted and being a grade A
bitch about it, too— - and that’s coming from me.
So get over yourself.”